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He said it…not me.

So the boy and I are a bundle of awkward mess and I thought it would be fun to see what Jake finds most Awkward. I gave him one rule…”no poop jokes”. (that’s such a funny word…poop)

1. When you’re at the movies during the previews talking really loud about, “HOW COOL WILL WOULD IT BE IF ANIMALS REALLY COULD….talk.” Then the audio cuts out and you enter moron mode.

2. When you pass someone you don’t normally talk to and give them the, “head nod” only to realize they weren’t going to give the, “head nod,” but actually say hello. Then, you say hello back mumbled and stuttering, but you’re already about 5 steps past them.

3. When you’re walking your dog and someone walks by to give you compliments on how cute your dog is and how dogs just don’t get any better than that. Then you dog takes a dump.

3. When you catch your roommate in college watching porn. (This also goes in the “gross” and “never again” category.)

4. When it’s 3a.m. in the morning and you’re by yourself in the dark on your computer and start, “cooking (link).” Then your see your dog staring at you.

5. When you spend a decent amount of time saying goodbye to someone and then you both leave in the same direction.

6. When you try to hold back a HUGE manly sneeze because you know it’ll blow buildings down and it comes out all high pitch and girly.

7. When you wish your girlfriend happy birthday in Leet speak and she has no idea what you were saying. (Also the moment when you realize your nerdiness gets in the way of your relationship.)

8.  iPhone autocorrect. Where dimples become nipples and Cameron’s become cameltoe’s.

9. Making “cool guy” faces in the mirror, then your girlfriend walks by and laughs.

Make sure you laugh today! It’s good for you!

6 comments on “He said it…not me.

  1. Hahaha! Guys can be so weird and awkward. Luckily we girls are not a bit like that! 😉 😉 😉

    Thanks for sharing.
    Happy weekend.

  2. First off, that youtube video made my day!! This list is too funny. My boy and I are super awkward too so I totally understand all of these.

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